Le Bistrot Story
once upon a time...
The Bistro Illegal was a drinking establishment in Sector RT 74 of Lazgar Beta. It was one of the best places to get a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, costing ninety Altairian dollars. It is also a former haunt of Ford Prefect and Hotblack Desiato.
When they used to get hungry here they would pose as health inspectors and go around confiscating peoples meals and drinks until they got food poisoning.
Less known, but much more important, is the band playing kick-ass swing gigs at the end of the Galaxy. Named after said drinking establishment, Le Bistrot Illégal covers jazz standards and songs by Ella, Nina Simone, Amy Winehouse, Peggy Lee and many more.
The boys (Gian & Lory on drums and piano) and the girls (Sere, Eli & Ire as voice, violin and bass) will make sure no butt remains sitting.